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Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…

We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…

01 / Human Resources

GOTTA BREAK SOME BAD NEWS? AT LEAST PUT SOME FEELING INTO IT.

THE REJECTION
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1 · Select the feeling

2 · Pick a keyword

Draft · Feeling nice? Go warm.Human made

Replace every [BRACKET]. That is where the humanity goes.

Ref: HR-001-NO

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We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.We'll keep your résumé on file.This was not an easy decision.Your profile was impressive, however…Best of luck in your search!After careful consideration…We regret to inform you…We moved forward with other candidates.

Dear HR department

DOES YOUR REJECTION SOUND HUMAN?
LET'S FIND OUT.

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Paste the rejection you are about to send

DO NOT SEND THIS.

Human suggestions, before the damage is done

We will flag cold clichés, missing specifics, and all the places where a real sentence should be.

HR ARCADE / NO AUTO-REPLIESThe ghosting goes both ways.

A little less inbox. A little more arcade.

CV
GOBBLER.

You're HR now. Devour the CVs. Dodge the ghosts. For once, someone is chasing you for an answer.

Choose the chaos

Each cleared maze unlocks a new maze and a harder level.

Move: ↑ ↓ ← → or W A S D. On your phone, use the arrows or swipe the maze. Space: pause.

CV: 10 pts. Golden corner CV: 100 pts + 7 seconds of protection from ghosts. Your golden sparkle is your wildcard. Clear every CV to advance. Three lives.

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Score00000

Level01

Lives3

Ready, HR?

The CVs won't read themselves.

114 CVs left1 ghost on your tail

THE REJECTIONGENERATOR

DOES YOUR REJECTION SOUND HUMAN?LET'S FIND OUT.

CVGOBBLER.

THE REJECTION
GENERATOR

DOES YOUR REJECTION SOUND HUMAN?
LET'S FIND OUT.

CV
GOBBLER.